Have I got a deal for you!

Shoved into the internet tubes on June 8, 2007 by Hegemonic Pundit

Starting tomorrow I will sell you some beachfront property for practically nothing! Now, you too, can own some of the choicest property on the planet! Act now because lots are going fast. Mars is THE destination for todays discriminating buyer. Real estate investments like this come only once in a blue moon. Act now and get in on the ground floor…

A new analysis of pictures taken by the exploration rover Opportunity reveals what appear to be small ponds of liquid water on the surface of Mars. ~space.newscientist.com

What else can we say except, WOW! and GOLLY GEE WHIZ! Liquid water on Mars. Will wonders never cease? I am thinking of laying claim to this particular area for the good of the Hegemony. Planned developments include golf courses, swimming pools, water parks, and of course mansion style houses for the rich and powerful. Just the thing for vacationing global elite who are tired of the ski slopes of switzerland and the antediluvian casinos of Monte Carlo.

This particular stream will be called the Cheney River. What do you think?

Water on Mars

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2 Responses to “ Have I got a deal for you! ”

  1. Blue Collar Muse on June 9, 2007 at 3:43 am

    Oooo … Oooo … Oooo

    The Cheney River!?! Can I get to pick the area set aside for bird hunting? Can I? Can I? Can I?

    **Running for cover to avoid the Atomic Hege** (Similar to but infinitely more uncomfortable than the Atomic Wedgie)

    Heil Hegemon!

    BCM

  2. Hegemonic Pundit on June 10, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    You Sir, have a palatial mansion and grounds set aside complete with a hunting preserve (insignificant martian lifeforms), a lake stocked with cretaceous aquatic lifeforms (for fishing), and a private saucer port (to travl to and fro).

    Your welcome.